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This is the time of year when all of the trees and flowers start to bloom and the weather gets nice. Well being in California it is nice pretty much year round. But in Spring, Summer and Fall it is get naked weather. Yes the boys can run around shirtless and in shorts. What is really sad is that due to ignorant fashion choices the shorts got longer and baggier. Now in my opinion that sucks, when I was in my 20’s we wore daisy dukes and those little thin nylon running shorts that did not leave all that much to the imagination. It was hot and sexy and did we have fun, you bet. We were one of the last of the outdoor generations of children and we all had fairly nice bodies. You know from playing sports to riding bicycles to running and just being outdoors in general. Then along came those damn video games and freaked out parents who thought that someone was going to snatch their precious little brats.

That changed everything, if you were born after 1978 you were a house child unless you lived in some Podunk little farming town. By the time I was in my twenties you did not see kids playing outside. You did not see kids riding bicycles or walking to the store. Kids did not even walk to school anymore. Then they started getting fat. Yes kids were fat, no just one or two kids were heavy or as we called it husky but kids were fucking fat, I mean huge. 5 year olds weighing over 100 pounds and shit. I mean when I was 5 I might have weighed 40 ponds and I was tall. Well I am going off tangent here so back to what I was talking about earlier. Spring has sprung and it is time to get back is shape so that you can get naked and get laid.

Now all of the boys you see have these little gym honed bodies which is fine if you like that but I like a guy who has that natural athletic build that comes from doing shit. You know that natural sun kissed look that comes from being outdoors, not that artificial sprayed tanning booth thing that you see so much of nowadays. Yes I know that the sun can cause skin cancer but still it can make you look so much better than those umpa lumpa orange tans that we see so much of now. Hell I’m African American and I would even get out in the sun to get rid of that paper sack color that winter brought on.

What is funny also is what people think is hot now compared to when I was a younger. Six pack abs meant you were not eating enough, now it is what everybody wants. Now I had six pack abs forever and I was not to thrilled about it cause when I was in my 20’s everybody wanted those big pec’s. I always thought that I was to skinny and I could not wait to gain some weight. All of my friends were always bitching about being skinny. A few of them started to go to the gym to build up some bulk but they just got more ripped and they were still skinny. Funny thing is now everyone would think they were all hot and shit. I guess it is just a sign of the times. The current generation of 20 somethings is going to the gym to look the way we just looked naturally. Who would have thought.

What is all of this all about, well it is spring so the White Party is coming up and it is time to show the goods again in one of the nations most famous circuit parties.

This is Elmysterio and I’m out

The movie “300″ was hot men in capes and very little else. Well all I can say is if you have not seen it you should. I’m not really into war movies but this one made up for all the fight scenes with the visually stunning wardrobe or the lack thereof. It had great action sequences and epic battles but it was hard to follow the story because of all of the eye candy that filled the screen. The acting was good from what I gathered but as I said earlier it was very hard to follow with the wind machines and flowing capes and nearly naked men with their hair blowing in every frame of this film.
The one thing that impressed me the most was that the average age of the cast was 35 years old. If you have any negative body issues I would recommend you pass this one up but if you like hot men in battle then this is a flick you will enjoy. The actors were on a grueling work out regimen for at least 6 weeks before filming started and during the 2-month shoot and it shows they’re dedication to their work ethic when you see this film. If you converted all of the six-packs on those guys in this movie to beer all of the college boys in this country would be drunk. This movie reeks of a Titan porn video maybe they should do one and call it “369″ or something like that.

Cause this movie had it all, big ol healthy mens all hot and sweaty from battle half naked and hot and sexy in their capes and with their big swords and hair all blowing in the wind and their heaving chests and long well muscled legs and firm round butts all squoze up in their hot tight little leather briefs. Opps another run on sentence.

The cast is an interesting mix of fairly well known actors and not so well known actors and they are all visually appealing. There is quite a bit of CGI in this movie. Most of the film was filmed on blue or Green screen and the sets were all pretty much put in on post-production but the men were real and they worked really hard to look good for us in this move and that is the most important part. It does follow the original story very well and the movie has a good flow.

The battle scenes were stunning and it was just a fun and good time had by all that watched this film. I would definitely watch it again just to pay a little more attention to the story.

This is Elmysterio and I’m out

I have many other things to talk about so I am going to do just that. Todays subject boys and girls is Corbin Fisher. You know the web site that claims they have straight boys having gay sex. Well is it just me or does that whole premise get old. I don’t care if they are gay, straight, bisexual or quadrasexual as long as the are hot and they look like they are really into what they are doing on the screen. But lately it is getting quite sad over at ACM. I mean the guys are cute but please show a spark of life.
This new guy they are touting Jeff is a big attractive blonde guy he’s 6ft tall 165 lbs. with a nice frame and all the right options but good night is he a bore. He is so far from hot he’s on pluto I have seen a few of his scenes and can truly say that he is very unenthusiastic. The scene he did with Spencer made me nod off. And his most recent one with Nick was not much better. Now Nick and Spencer are cuties but they could both use a little more sparkle in their personalities. But when you pair up these two with some of the other models who truly have personality they shine. Corbin had a great run with Dawson, Lucas, Brent, Cade, Ryan, Dirk, Kurt (fuck me like you mean it)
and my all time Favorite Logan he’s just a cutie and god is he hot. These boys have the spark that can set a room on fire.
But the latest group is just not really that happening. I can not deny they are attractive but that does not make you sexy. Good lord it sure helps, don’t get me wrong. But can you honestly tell me that you have not seen or met some guy that you look at and go oh my god he’s hot and then you meet him and are disappointed. There are a few exceptions to the rule but they just don’t pop off the screen like the others. But I am more than willing to give them time to get their groove on. Let’s hope the campus improves. Now here is the thing I would highly recommend the site because they have some hot scenes on their site and they are downloadable and the video quality is excellent. They also have 2 updates a week on average and the file size is managable. And Corbin does listen to his subscribers, which is a really cool thing. there are two different sites one is the all boy site ACM and the other is ACS so make sure you pick the one you want because your membership will only work on one site. So join the site and give your right arm a work out.